You’re the Tits

A friend of min recently thanked a group of us with the exclamation, “You’re the tits!” The premise being, I assume, that tits are wonderful so we were all wonderful as well.

Oddly, the first thing that came to my mind (well, maybe not the very first thing), was Cole Porter. Her line has the exact same cadence as the title of his song, “You’re the top!” Naturally, I couldn’t resist tweaking his verse a little to more closely match her phrasing.

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You’re the tits
You’re Dolly Parton
You’re the tits
You’re two scoops from the carton
You’re a melody from Bizet’s sultry Carmen
You’re a Moulon dancer
A bust enhancer
You’re Marilyn
You’re Mae West
You’re the Queen of Egypt
You’re from Victoria’s Secret
I’m a pineboard plank, a bee-sting, the pits
But if, baby, I’m a pancake, you’re the tits

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One comment

  1. That was awesome!!!

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